Candy Bars and Lettuce

Billy recently learned a song in preschool.

I have been thrilled because it is one that I learned when I was little and I’ve sung it off and on with the boys.  Apparently, though, his preschool teacher singing it has made it actually stick in Billy’s head.

The first verse goes …

If all of the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops

Oh what a world it would be

I’d stand outside with my mouth open wide

Ah ah a-ah ah a-ah ah a-ah

Today we stopped over at Grandmama’s for a quick visit and Billy entertained us with this little ditty as we drove home.  Loudly.

It was endearing.

But I may have to have a talk with his preschool teacher.  Billy loudly sang the second verse …

If all of the snowflakes were candy bars and lettuce

Oh what a world it would be…

Indeed.  What a world THAT would be!