From Bobby to the cat while holding a toy tool: “Here kitty! Here kitty! Change your tire!”
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From Tommy after showing him a picture of Kevin as a little boy: “Oh! So you shave off his hair!”
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Tommy: “Are we having chicken noodle soup?
Me: “No. Ramen noodles.”
Tommy: “Ahh! Rotten noodles!”
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Bobby counting: “2, 3, 7, 8, 9, 10”
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From Kevin as Bobby is following him around making fake barfing sounds: “You’re not barfing! Stop making that sound!”
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From Bobby after I sat him on the toilet and told him to make the water come: “Wah-er! Come! Wah-er! Wah-er! Come!”
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From Tommy who is using the bathroom and Bobby won’t leave him alone: “Bobby! Just give me some silence! I’m angry because you aren’t giving me quiet! Just give me 5 minutes!”
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Tommy spit out his water after taking a drink during dinner and Kevin asked him if he exploded. Tommy said, “No! I laughed because you said groundhogs were animals! hahahahahaha”
Rusty then said, “They ARE animals!”
Tommy responded, “Nahooooooooo!” (more laughing)
When I asked Tommy what groundhogs are, he said, “They are like people!”
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Bobby while pointing at my chin: “Mum owie!”
Me: “No, that’s just hairs, son.”
Bobby while trying to pull the offensive hairs: “Mum! Hair off!”
Me: Sigh.
There you go.