A few weeks ago, we had a lot of runny noses at our house. Kevin was one of those plagued by the mucus.
He asked Tommy to get him a tissue.
Tommy asked, “For who?”
Kevin replied, “For me!”
Tommy studied Kevin’s face for a moment and said, “But you don’t have any snot!”
There you go.
No snot running down your face … you don’t need a tissue yet.