Ice Cream Sandwich, Anyone?

Grandmama gave the boys ice cream sandwiches the other day.  There’s nothing wrong with that, right?

A few sticky fingers, some chocolate in your teeth, a few threats to give hugs with those sticky fingers …

Really.  What could be wrong with a simple ice cream sandwich.

Oh.  Yeah.  That’s right.  Rusty.  That’s what’s wrong with a simple ice cream sandwich.