Some Things I Hear

“Momma!  This is slow!  Go super fast!” (said by Billy to me while doing a 5k – pushing a stroller with a completely flat tire, another one on the verge of flatness – a stroller holding a fighting 1 and 3 year old)

“Who put a pepperoni behind Tommy’s head?” (said by me)

“We have to give him more money now, huh?” (said by Ricky to Grandmama after the barber cut Billy’s hair for the first time today)

“Rusty Alert!  Rusty Alert!  Rusty Alert!” (said by Billy and Ricky several times each day)

“I got seven moneys!” (said by Billy after finding a penny on the road and putting it in his piggy bank)

“Nack!  Nack!” then “Rusty, would you like a snack?” then “Pleez!” (said by Rusty and I several times a day)