Back to the pizza dinner night from last week …
Billy really wanted that dessert pizza (and more ranch dressing) but Kevin really wanted him to finish his pizza. All that was left was the crust. Billy doesn’t like crust. I’m cool with this because many pizza eaters don’t like the crust. (Many crazy pizza eaters! The crust is the best part! But I digress …)
So, Kevin told Billy to eat his crust first.
Billy’s pointer finger came up and started wagging Kevin’s direction and then it came,
“Poppy, in second words, …”
We aren’t really sure what his point was because we all started doing that silent laugh – the one where you start tearing up because you are holding it in so much.
The opening line of his lecture threw us all off enough that Billy got his dessert without eating that dreaded crust. Sometimes I’m positive that he does that on purpose!